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The President & Vice
President: Their accomplishments, their families, and how to send them electronic mail -- |
Commonly Requested Federal Services: These should satiate your cries for help. Too bad they- oh wait, you'll see. |
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Interactive Citizens'
Handbook: Your guide to fitting in as a good citizen, in our Orwellian Federal government. |
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What's New: Recent White House events - President talks to Teachers at some school because they promised him 'No Hillary' - President's lawyers dignify the referal from the Office of GOP's Public Investigator with a response. |
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White House History and Tours: Past Presidents and First Families, Erotic Art in the President's House and Whores -- Whore Information |
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Site News: Recent updates on our site - Some script kiddies hacked us - Our sysadmins learned how to read - Our goons shut down Clinton's favorite site: www.WhiteHouse.com |
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The Virtual Library: Despite our best efforts to govern the Internet, free information like this is still available. Access our Virtual Library, while it's still legal. |
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The Briefing Room: The latest news on the President's struggle with his briefs.
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White House Help Desk: If we were going to help you, don't you think we'd have done it by now? |
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White House for Kids: Hey kids! When your not being brainwashed by your school, church or the Boy Scouts. Come here so that we can teach you you how to think "the right way". |
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