F1RST 0FF, WE HAVE T0 SAY.. WE 0WN YER DUMB ASS. 4ND R3MEMB3R, DUMB ASS 1S OFT3N CUTE 4SS. AND WE L1KE CUTE ASS. S3C0ND, WER3 T00 L3G1T T00 QU1T!@#$@!#$
S1NC3 WE AR3 N0W INTERN3T TERR0RISTZ, W3 F1GURE WE SH0ULD DEMAND S0ME RANSOM OR SOMETHING. SO, PAY US 92 GIRLIEZ, 5 BILLION IN MCHAMMER CDS AND FAN ZINES, AND MAYBE A RADIO OR THREE. THEN WE STOP HACKING YOUR DUMB ASS.
SO T0NIGHT W3 WERE B0RED AGAIN (G0 F1GURE), AND LISTENING TO SOME HIP HOP PARTY MUZAK, SO WE DECIDED TO HIT THE PINNACLE OF RAP. 1TZ KINDA FUNNY H0W YOU L00K BACK 0N S0METH1NG LIKE THE MCHAMMER REVOLUT10N AND P0ND3R H0W S1LLY IT R3ALLY WAS.. AND N0 TAL3NT WH1TE B0YZ WH0 T0UR3D W1TH HIM TH4T AR3NT W0RTHY 0F CR3AT1V3 J0K3S N0W. AHHH, THE G00D 0LD D4YS! 1 STILL WANT A PA1IR 0F TH0SE PANTZ. N0W THAT H3 (L1K3 US) AR3 T00 L3G1T T00 QU1T, W0ND3R WHAT IS 0N THE H0R1Z0N...
AS UZUAL, CAR0LYN M3INEL ASKED US TO HIT A MORE C0MM3RCIAL S1T3, BUT SHE ASKED US NOT T0 M3NTION H3R NAME. SO, BE QUI3T AB0UT THAT, 1TZ 0UR SEKRET.
HFG R4P FOR Y0U: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jack, Relax. We're hackin' to the max. No lame attacks on your exec_stacks. We're pitchin' flack 'cause yer security's slack. Just the facts. We kicked yer gluteous max. It's a parallax, you dig? We move around, the small gets big, it's a rig. It's action, reaction, r00tin' interaction. So who's afraid of our infractions? Can't get no satisfaction from the facts? You better run, homeboy. A hack's a hack from Nome to Rome, boy. What's the deal? We spun the wheel, 'cause the dice were hot, we took a shot. We played your cards, showed you what we got - what we're holdin' and when the cards are cold we don't go foldin'. Lady Luck is golden. She favors the bold, And we're COLD. Stop throwin' stones because we got the hackin' jones so dig our hacker rap, 'cause babe, yer 0wned!
HFG 1S PROUD TO 0FFER OUR N3W S3CURITY TRAIN1NG SEMINARZ 1N A REC0RD1NG STUD10 N3AR YOU. F0R 7561.99 +TAX, YOUR ADM1NZ CAN L3ARN H0W N0T T0 G1VE UP R00T SO 3ASILY. TOO G00D TO B3 TRUE YOU ASK? C0NSIDER WE R00TED TH1S B0X OFF 'SENDMAIL 2.1' IN 8.1 S3CONDS. NOT BAD HUH?
W3 AR3 TH3 GR3Y HAT _ROBIN HOODS_ 0F HACK1NG! W3 FEEL UP TH3 R1CH, AND L1V3 F0R M0RE!
PL3ASE V1S1T AND SUPPORT S1TES WE D0N'T 0WN:
HFG '98 BABY !
H4CK1NG 4 G1RL13Z
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